Clinton Jokes
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What's
the difference between a screwdriver and Clinton? Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study? He wants to show them his executive branch. What
are the job requirements for secretaries at the White House? The have to know the President's zip code. -------- In
a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late
night meetings with the President... "I
can't remember the details, she said, but I know the answer is on the
tip of my tongue!" ----------- Why
does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm. --------- What's the new name for the place where Bill Clinton does his business? The Oral Office. ----------- Monica Lewinsky told Bill Clinton in the Oval Office that the ceiling needs to be painted ---------- Why
did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff? ------- What
did Hillary say when Bill told her his side of the story? Clinton's lawyer says, "Bill, they can never
prove this, they don't have any evidence." Bill says "Just how
did you come to that conclusion?" Lawyer says "Well, if it's
in, nobody can see it and if it's out, you're not doing it!" --------- Nixon:
Ex-President Why
does Monika Lewinsky have such voluminous cheeks? ------------ What
does Bill Clinton say about Monica Lewinsky? ----------- Lil
Johnny ------------ Why
is the best part about being a intern at the white house? -------------- What
is Bill's definition of safe sex? |
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