WITTY  QUOTES

Every Father wants his children to be as good as he.. meant to be!

To Err is Human...  but

  To forgive is not company policy.

    To blame others for it is even more human.

Success comes in cans.. not cannots!

An expert is one who helps you to go wrong confidently.

Don't let schooling interfere with  your child's education. .. Mark Twain.

Statistics is like bikini. What it reveals is good enough. But what it conceals is vital.

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."    William Ralph Inge

"What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. "Spanish Proverb

"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible."

"If a politician isn't doing it to his wife , then he's doing it to his country." .. Mel Brooks

A  classic is one which everybody likes to have read, but nobody likes to read.              ....Mark Twain.

If anything can go wrong.. it will.    Murphy's Law.

A census taker is a man going from house to house increasing the population.  

 

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